June 2010
Good Morning, Tumblr
Woke up in a pile of leaves, twigs, tender chutes, dry grasses, and my own shit. I seriously can’t believe I shit myself again. It was probably that dream. I always get nervous when I have that dream. Won’t bother cleaning up the mess. Won’t be sleeping here tonight, anyway. Will probably sleep close to a movie theater, because I assume I’ll be exhausted after getting my mind blown from The A-Team movie. Anyone wanna see The A-Team tonight?
Hit me up.
Everyone should follow this, and these
to the one peanut butter M&M I found in the bottom of my desk drawer
I love you.
The following is a list of things that I find to be full of fuckery
1) All these gay prides posts that just end up making me fat
2) account transfer fees from the power company, wtf does that even mean?
3) the fact that I work with sasquatches second cousin on its mothers side
4) not being able to find my cheque book
5) the fact that I work with the love child of Sloth and his mom from the Goonies movie
SO STOKED TO PLAY GAY DENTISTS TONIGHT!
(via bloodmobile)
I know there is a joke in there somewhere, i am thinking along the lines of “open wide”…….
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Dear Work, please upgrade to a new internet browser. Nothing works and I can't respond to peoples.
Dear Tumblr, please stop shitting the bed
what up
just wonderin who you are and where you from. as far as i know you’re a gay man who loves disco. just wonderin n shiiit.
In response to this I would just like to say Thank You for calling me a man.
“Sidney Crosby #87 from Pittsburgh Penguins and Captain of Team Canada what ya know about gold medals http://twitpic.com/1z5fda”
—snoopdogg
Rhythm is a Dancer (Bloodmobile Edit)
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Snap! - Rhythm is a Dancer (Bloodmobile Edit)
first thing i’ve posted of my own to the internet in about a year or so. here’s the megaupload link for it.
reblog this shit if you enjoy it.
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