Some vodka , some opiates , some coke
and it’s not even seven am. Good day off so far.
Comedy Central to Roast Roseanne Barr, Special... →
comedycentral: BREAKING NEWS: the next Comedy Central Roastee will be none other than Roseanne Barr! This is very exciting since it marks the first time anyone has ever made fun of Roseanne. The Comedy Central Roast Of Roseanne tapes in LA on August 4. The Roast will premiere on COMEDY CENTRAL on Sunday, August 12 at 10pm/9c. Awesome
Waah Waah I Don’t Wanna Go to Work. Waah.
jestcomedy: Ever been to Chicago’s “The Weiner’s Circle”? The hot dog stand where they relentless insult every customer? Well last night Jack McBrayer (30 Rock’s Kenneth The Page) and Triumph The Insult Comic Dog stopped by, and Triumph got into the biggest insult war of all time. This was awesome and when the bitch said: you goin’ to sign this titty before you leave tonight! , I lost my...
power puking while walking down the street on a...
Science of "Gaydar" →
In the past month I have watched/listened to 70+...
I have fallen in love with Ba Ba Booey
Chapter 5 Dick in the Dark
Guide to getting fit by fucking outside at night and how to get out the cum and grass stains that are sure to follow.
Chapter 7 Taxing and Waxing
Grooming your body and finances
I am going to start writing self help books for...
first up is Counting Calories, Cash and Cock : A Guide to being the best fag you can be.
big fuckin' SIGH
time to spend the next eight hours staring at the...
did i just move into a place with no...