I know this family, the daughter married this guy who is really smart but also really OCD about some shit.
They were in the process of buying a new house when the guy saw an episode of CSI or something like that and it was something about washing a dildo in a dish washer and something something something…..anygay….. it freaked out the guy bably enough that when they did find a new house like a week later, he got rid of the dish washer that came with it out of fear the previous owner washed dildos in it.
His wife (the daughter) gave it to her mom, and now when they go to the moms house for dinner, the guy eats off paper plates.

I know this family, the daughter married this guy who is really smart but also really OCD about some shit.

They were in the process of buying a new house when the guy saw an episode of CSI or something like that and it was something about washing a dildo in a dish washer and something something something…..anygay….. it freaked out the guy bably enough that when they did find a new house like a week later, he got rid of the dish washer that came with it out of fear the previous owner washed dildos in it.

His wife (the daughter) gave it to her mom, and now when they go to the moms house for dinner, the guy eats off paper plates.

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